Monday, January 4, 2010

Martha Made Me Do It (The tale of the cork board and mascara.)

Four days into this whole 12 things experiment and I'm finding it much (much) harder than I thought not to shop or buy things that I really don't need. Everywhere I turn there is something or someone screaming at me to buy, buy, buy.

I open my inbox in the morning and there are messages from some of my "best friends" - Gilt, JCrew, DailyCandy, Saks - encouraging me to take advantage of special offers, free shipping, priority shopping. Delete, delete, delete. Then I go on Facebook and Twitter. Same thing. What feels like hundreds of messages, all tailored for me, urging me to buy.

Retreating from my computer, I consult my To Do List, realize I'm out of toilet paper, and head off for a day of errands. Wandering around the CVS (why is every store laid out differently!), I pick up a new mascara; my current brand leaves smudges. Next SuperGlue; I need to repair a ceramic pitcher. Finally, a cork board; I'm trying to set up a home office and that will help me get more organized.

As I'm walking up and down each aisle, I think. Do I really need new mascara? Will this make me prettier? Won't it make my lashes longer? My face more appealing? It will help me get a date in 2010, right? The cork board will make me more organized. I will pay my bills on time; I will write my novel. I know I will, really.

The conversation is almost deafening. Now I know why gamblers shouldn't go to Vegas. Why alcoholics shouldn't be in bars. I can't even make it four days without giving into the pressure to purchase some ideal version of myself!

Stop it! This is what I say to myself. (Thankfully, I was using my inside-my-own-head voice and not actually talking out loud or I would probably be in jail.) Slowly, I put the mascara down. Scared to go back to the cosmetic aisle I leave it by the light bulbs. Terrified it will jump into my basket, I actually back away from it.

I decide the Super Glue is a necessity; it is my grandmother's china, after all. The cork board makes it home. Martha Stewart made me do that. I need an inspiration board is what I heard her say to me. But I haven't taken it out of the bag and I'm taking it back tomorrow.

I don't need it and when have I ever listened to Martha, really?


Actually useful advice and information

In just a few short hours after posting about my 12 Things idea, I received emails from friends with at least a dozen articles about financial fasts, happiness plans or suggestions on mapping a new life.  Here are a couple that are interesting.

  • Michelle Singletary's 21-day financial fast.  While this is more extreme than what I'm doing, I love the community aspect of her program that is literally a fast. No unnecessary purchases, no window shopping, no gifts for other people and no restaurant meals or snacks. I'm not sure I could ever follow the whole plan but I applaud those who are.
  • Not Buying It. I find the freegan movement a little wacky but I'm very interested to read several of the memoirs written by folks that gave up shopping for a year (who knew there were several!). First up is Judith Levine's "Not Buying It: A Year Without Shopping".  Publisher's Weekly thought it was interesting; I'll let you know.
  • Happiness Project. First it was a blog, then a book, now it is a movement and I'm sure it will be a movie (someday). I like the fact that Slate and Woman's Day have adopted it, are encouraging people to sign the petition, and laid it out month-by-month.